More notes from the road:
While trying to navigate a map in Berlin...
Joe: Alright, the next street we need to take is...The Streusel-lator
Nicolas: Nope, that says Streuseltaler.
Joe: Oh good, I was worried we were going to have to battle a giant pastry.
Minutes later...
Joe: Alright, we should just keep walking straight.
Nicolas: Got it. (Turns to the left and collides with Joe.)
While deciding what to do in Prague...
Joe: Well, here we go. Looks like they have the biggest castle in the Czech Republic
Nicolas: The biggest hamster ball in the Czech Republic?
After being told to remove his hat inside a cathedral...
Joe: Look at that girl! She's got a hat on!
Nicolas: Well, she's a bitch.
While viewing the paintings in the cathedral...
Joe: Dude, Jesus was ripped. He must have worked out.
Nicolas: Definitely a member of Nazareth Total Fitness.
As a girl walks by on the street...
Joe: Nice being hot, hot girl.
Our sweet new Swedish friend at the hostel...
Denise: I just don't know how whales can fit in the ocean!
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