Nori and Ryo are going back to Japan in a week. So this is the last time any of us will see them for quite a while. After Nori returned from walking Yen Ni to the mètro, we discovered that he was in love with her.
You'll notice in the background what sounds like an old man wheezing as he goes into cardiac arrest. Don't be alarmed, that's just how I laugh.
It's also important to note that before the video was taped, I attempted to console Nori by telling him that age-old adage "There are other fish in the sea." To which he responded, "But only one fish named Yen Ni." He had me there. Anyway, after that he started calling Yen Ni his "poisson" as he does in the video.
Transcription:
Nori: Ohh. Ohhhh…
(giggles)
Ryo: Don't laughing!
Nori: Hey Joe. Stop laughing.
Ryo: Don't laugh at my… Don't laugh my friend!
Nori: I'm sure. I'm serious.……Ohhhh…I miss her.…Where's Yen Ni?
Nori: I need, I need Yen Ni.
Nori: Ohhhh. Merde.
Joe: Merde.
Ryo: Fock it.
Joe: Fuck it.
Ryo: Fock it.
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Nori: My poisson…Oh…Shit.
Nori: Hey brother, arrètes.
Ryo: Arrètes.
Nori: Hey Nicolas, arrètes.
Ryo: Why do you like Yanni?
Nori: Pourquoi pas. Il n'y a pas de raison. Il n'y a pas…de raison. C'est…just my favorite.
(fin)
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Note: I don't feel bad laughing at my friends' English errors because I know that's how I sound in French. And my Japanese is even worse.
You, on the other hand, are a dick.
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